November 7, 2006 12:45 PM
If You Only Read One Election Blog All Election...

... You might as well be reading CuteOverload.com. What's the point of reading blogs if you only read one? A balanced blogging diet should include sources that confirm your own biases, shore up your prejudices, beguile you with magical thinking and provide pre-emptively insane theories justifying what actually happens. If you're looking for raw data, watch CSPAN, if you're looking for objectivity, well, CuteOverload.com is good for that, too. See?

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Of course, Drudge has cute animal stories AND exit polls. So that's really a one-stop shop there. Personally, I'll have MSNBC on the tube (Matthews is going to be on until SIX AYEM. The heir to the Rather insane analogy chair WILL BE CROWNED. Together, everyone: ALL PANTS ARE FROM CHINA NOW!), at least until the networks get involved. Comedy Central on the "recall" button. Bloggy wise:

The Corner, for updates on the Santorum comeback.
Mickey Kaus, for perverse interpreations of common knowledge and repeated invocations of various "theories" and "hypotheses" I've never heard of before.
Daily Kos, for premature pronouncements of various kinds, the formulation of bizarre vendettas and lots of voter fraud alerts.
Pollster.com, because someone has to know what they're talking about.
Ballot Box, because he's cute when he's angry.
The Fix, for political heroin so pure you might start foaming at the mouth.
Wonkette, because it's funny again!
And Daily Dish, because I hear Andrew has, what, a book out or something? Anyway.

I'm sure I've left out many. The mighty Instapants, for instance. Not to mention, uhm, any women. Hm. I guess that's what Zappos.com is for.

Kidding! Kidding! Will do a special, short-words only post on the ladies shortly. I hear they're important swing voters. -- Ana Marie Cox

Reader's Comments

Dear gawd, which congressman molested Butterstick?

I don't get it... Mickey Kaus is really Chris Cilizza?

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