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Rapture: The Ride


Bioshock is going to be a movie, apparently. Gore Verbinski (who did The Ring and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies) is supposed to direct. Roll saving throw vs. Hollywood soullessness. Wonder how casting will play out -- I always thought Atlas sounded like Ewan Macgregor. And I'm looking forward to Keira Knightley saying, "I'm so spliced up! No man is going to want me now..."

Reader Comments (4)

Comment: The Movie:

Remember when films used to be based on original screenplays? I, for one, don't. Does this make me an enemy of art?

Tereglith:

Yes. It does. You sad, sad, person. Of course, I was forced to watch the four hour version of "Around the World in 80 Days" in a reading class in middle school, and found it hard to believe that it ever won best picture.

I get really annoyed with movie critics that hate everything. (One in our local newspaper gave Speed Racer one star! She didn't even like Revenge of the Sith three years ago!)

bloggersmosaic:

am looking forward to watch it

Eduardo Jencarelli:

Critics can be anal about everything when they want to be. If a person can't enjoy a Star Wars film, that person can't enjoy blockbusters, period.

But I do understand and sympathize with some of their complaints. I've yet to see Speed Racer, but when 98% of its reviews condemn it, I get worried they might have a point. Scooby Doo is proof enough that cartoon movie adaptations rarely work.

As for Bioshock, I'm just as wary. Videogame adaptations have fared even worse. Just look back at the Super Mario Bros. film, or even the more recent Silent Hill.

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Lev Grossman
Lev Grossman

Lev Grossman blogs about anything and everything that could be plausibly labeled geeky--science fiction, fantasy, video games, comic books, tech stuff, and so on. If it could get you beaten up in junior high, it's fair game.  About the Author

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Matt Selman has worked on eleven seasons and over two hundred episodes of The Simpsons. He currently serves as an Executive Producer.  About the Author

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