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Now in Paper-Vision: The 4chan Guy


This week's Time has my profile of moot, the 20-year-old founder of 4chan. I first became aware of 4chan when I failed to credit them as the creators of lolcats, and they got in touch en masse to point that out. Now I see their influence everywhere -- 4chan is like a black hole, invisible to the naked eye, but its gravity field is enormous. It's also like a black hole in that it's kind of scary.

Towards the end of the piece I mention moot's real name: Christopher Poole. I figure there's about a 5% chance that Christopher Poole is in fact not moot's real name but some incredibly filthy 4chan inside joke. I took the chance because in person moot/Poole comes across as a really nice guy, and if he was playing me he was doing a hell of a good job. But it turns out the Wall Street Journal has the same story -- had it shortly before we did, I think -- so if we're going down, at least we're all going down together.

Nolan Vs. Selman -- Part I

Jonathan Nolan’s The Dark Knight will be relased on July 18, 2008. Matt Selman’s A Prologue to the Dark Knight was written on April 27, 1986, months away from his fifteenth birthday. Whose work is truly, "an ambitious, full-bodied crime epic of gratifying scope and moral complexity"? You be the judge.

SCENE 1

Enter Batman and Alfred into the Batcave.

BATMAN: Come on, Alfred. I need to have someone to help me get the Joker.
ALFRED: But sir, the commissioner has put the Joker under police protection while he waits for his trial.
B: Justice never waits.
A: Yes, but without the law, justice is nothing.
B: Gordon has gotten to be a stuffy old man who wouldn’t know justice if it hit him in the face.
A: If Gordon catches you now, charges will be put against you and you will be sent to jail.
B: He wouldn’t do that to me.
A: Oh, but he would. You have been a major nuisance to him ever since those riots last year when you revamped the Batmobile. And a fine example he would make of you to those numerous young vigilantes out there with their blatant disregard for the law, and their extreme rash search for justice.
B: Commissioner or not, I must get revenge on the Joker for killing Robin. He must be stopped. Are you with me or not?
A: I’m afraid I cannot break the law for you, sir.
B: That’s fine then, I’ll do it alone.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Lev Grossman
Lev Grossman

Lev Grossman blogs about anything and everything that could be plausibly labeled geeky--science fiction, fantasy, video games, comic books, tech stuff, and so on. If it could get you beaten up in junior high, it's fair game.  About the Author

Matt Selman
Matt Selman

Matt Selman has worked on eleven seasons and over two hundred episodes of The Simpsons. He currently serves as an Executive Producer.  About the Author

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