Hanging Up on Hillary
Posted by TOM BEVAN | E-Mail This | Permalink | Email Author
Neil Steinberg of the Chicago Sun-Times was having a bad day the other day- and then Hillary called:
Just as I was typing away, 7 p.m., gingerly backing away from error, the phone rang -- must be the paper again -- and I picked it up."Hello, this is Hillary Clinton," said the senator from New York, and for one daft moment I thought it was really her on the line. It was that kind of day. "And I'd like to say these eight simple words," the recording continued. "'When I become president ...'''
"F--- you, Hillary," I said, slamming down the phone. What is it with these candidates? Why must they torture us? Shut up, print your platform in the paper the day before election, and leave us alone. It's a shame we have to vote for anyone.

