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Of course the Eliot Spitzer story is like manna from heaven for the late night comics. Last night David Letterman churned out the Top 10 Eliot Spitzer Excuses:
10) Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring9) Hookers is fun
8) Just trying to help the economy
7) Have you ever been to Albany?
6) It's part of my new MTV prank show "Spitz'd"
5) Haven't been myself since Roy Schieder died
4) Uh, tainted beef?
3) Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it -- you married fellas know what I'm talking about
2) Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics
1) I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago