Friday, July 20, 2007 at 1:31 pm
CHENEYLAND
Okay, there are really too many easy jokes to make about this:
President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.
But I think funniest-because-it's-truest is this: "temporarily"! HAHAHAHAHHAAH!
[Wipes eyes, straightens up.]
Okay, back to work now.
"Temporarily."
That's just really funny.
BUT SERIOUSLY: Colonoscopies aren't funny. I mean, they ARE, but they're not. So, you know, make jokes about Cheney but sked something anyway if you're in that, uhm, demo. It's not like you need the blood of a thousand virgins to stay alive.
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